transparentleonardodicaprio:

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we all know he’s just pretending. hes not talking to anyone. he just doesnt want to look awkward so he has his cellphone pressed against the side of his head.

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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